If this call had come from my house:
911: What is your emergency?
Tenille: We had an overdose and need help.
911: An overdose of what?
Tenille: Children. We had children and I think we're dying. We had kids and now we're dead. The time between dinner and bedtime is passing really, really, really, really slowly. Send some help now.
911: Have you taken anything?
Tenille: Well, I'm on the pill now and that seems to be helping.

Oh, God, I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard.
The video? Hysterical. I had to re-watch. (I especially love when the 911 operator asks him if he has a fever. WTF???) And your version of the call? Even better, if that's possible...
Posted by: Rebecca | May 24, 2007 at 05:55 AM
Hi Tenille,
VERY FUNNY - I laughed even before I saw the video. My office mate often encourages me to go home early and I say, "No that's Ok. don't want to get home too soon." We have kinda a routine and when I start it early, it throws everyone off and the evening drags on and on and on and ...
Posted by: Jennifer Smith | June 04, 2007 at 10:11 AM